> That doesn't mean they should write prose in their reports.
I, too, would prefer bug reports written in verse.
I, too, would prefer bug reports written in verse.
It won't do what I want when I click it,
So now I will open a ticket.
It should do the right thing
And not be a pain,
Would you please help me out now and fix it?"We use AI to convert inhuman proze into haikus. Our software improves customer service satisfaction by 30%."