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Breaks how? Torture me all you want; I'll cry and beg and make up stories, but I don't know anything about whatever you are investigating.

Make up stories? I don't think so. Also don't forget that those on the other side are not idiots who cannot recognize a lie/made up story.

My life is so boring I'd literally would have no other option but to invent a story.

But please do keep imagining things, it's a powerful tool to progress!