Hetchr Hand Cream – code twice as fast, guaranteed

I’m excited to announce Hetchr’s flagship product: Hand Cream for Developers. After two years of R&D, hundreds of testers, and millions in VC funding, our hand cream is ready for public reveal.

About five years ago we started to wonder why we were slow coders. After realizing it had nothing to do with our skill level, we started looking at the mechanical points of failure: our hands. We launched a pilot study on the effects of moisturization on coding speed testing with our own hands and had an incredible breakthrough. After hundreds of combinations of oils and various ingredients, including some exotic plant roots from Madagascar, we arrived at our formula for success.

We guarantee up to 2x faster coding speed. Let me know if you have any feedback or questions - we’re excited to help the world code twice as fast!

I don't think a 150 ml of lotion is going to do it for me. Are there plans for bigger bottles. I'm thinking litres, or gallons for you non-metrics.

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