I want to go to the alternate timeline where a major distro actually picked up the GNUstep ball and ran with it, and built out a full desktop based around WindowMaker. It's still faster and more fun than most modern desktops.
And doesn't even look (too) dated when paired with a compositor: https://i.imgur.com/YJkDMjr.png
If Wayland could just give me this I'd switch to it in a heartbeat, versus possibly-never :(