Holy shit. I don't think I've ever seen someone say so little with so many words. Is this some sort of a meta-art piece? It feels like it was written by a high schooler with a thesaurus. I think I can convey the entirety of the essay in one sentence.
You have plenty of attention, just decide to stop wasting it on dumb shit.
Except that might actually be giving the author too much credit, I'm not sure there's actually as salient a point as that buried in there.