Look, it's 2020s. I'm getting put to sleep by stuff like this. You gotta amp the names up to ‘Genital Grinder’ or ‘Vomited Anal Tract’ if you want people to pay attention.
Your holes are its seducing.
It slays from a distance,
You're on the list for
E-XE-CU-TION
GAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!
Hmmm. Either BrokenTooth or BlenderWave are apropos to the year.