"It is absolutely impossible to turn your Äike on and ride without turning it on through your personal account on our app."
Ouuufffff.....this will be proven wrong in about 4 hours after release
"Don't worry, we will notify you if someone is dumb enough to try abducting your Äike. In fact, we'll notify the whole street with our built-in alarm system."
Yes, because that totally worked great for car alarms.
"With our connected app and custom GPS tracking system, you'll always know where your scooter is."
GPS/GSM jammers are about $50 on many foreign trading sites. Obviously illegal to use but I doubt thieves care.