It's basically, "get off the shoulders of giants. If you aren't expert enough to detect exploits in <lang> then you're not worthy enough."
How would you ever begin a career, let alone become a desirable team member?
* Ancient script written by people at the company no longer here that may encode a bunch of assumptions and lots of dead code
* Personal script that is not to the level of full production
* Run untrusted script in a constrained environment to see at what stage it does something ugly - this will bypass obfuscation based on adding lots of dead code
That's like 3 things I already thought of while writing this comment. In like the 90 s it took me to compose this. These ostentatiously dramatic comments of yours aren't that interesting. Hopefully coming generations of engineers will look at your comments and be like "I wish I wasn't like that".
Do you run on Gentoo? and presumably read the millions of lines of code your machine is running on?
People have been downloading and running executables almost pretty much as as the internet has been around... and the world is still going 'round.
That's really the only use case for this tool that I could get behind, and I commend you for your diligence.