Now I'm dreaming about a program that would simply play a high-res photograph (scan) of a vinyl disk...

This also reminds me of the idea to use paper for archival. This is based on two factors: that modern office paper is extremely durable (and is likely to outlast most of the other physical media out there), and that scanners are (and have been for years now) extremely high-resolution; so, you can simply print the bits (say, of a zip file) as dots, and then you could use a scanner to read the file back!