I see this is your first introduction to the homelab hobby. Welcome!
i don't see your claim about how much storage you have as any sort of technical claim, any proof of anything. i think it's expected that the homelab folk have an interest in going deep, in some areas. if networking isn't your bag, isn't interesting to you, fine. but the size of your storage cluster or how many vm's your running isn't really an interesting counter-claim.
Other people just enjoy the blinkenlights.
You don't have to do that. Mine is a pair of Ryzen 2 white boxes. They are dead silent and don't put out much heat either. All my network gear is fanless too.
I do automation, so I use mine for dev/test against the stuff I am automating. A lot of it could run in the cloud, but that gets expensive real quick. Especially when I am working with a VMware stack.
also within this island latencies will remain low.