Wait, did you just say that seriously?
Plaintiff: "There was a dead-body in the toilet, but the defendant has been regularly flushing, thereby destroying the evidence and proving his guilt."
Judge: "Well, if you say it, it must be true!"
Plaintiff: "There was a dead-body in the toilet, but the defendant has been regularly flushing, thereby destroying the evidence and proving his guilt."
Judge: "Well, if you say it, it must be true!"