4. It snuffs those pesky troublemakers and brings them back in line through monetary inflation across generations.
The fact that there aren't bitcoin loans is proof that it is not a viable store of value.
As for loans, lots of exchanges let you trade with leverage, effectively trading on borrowed money.
Also, there exist institutionally backed Bitcoin options: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-index/bitco...
As the system works now, the Federal Reserve prints the money and gets to spend it, and I can't imagine a more unequal income.
1: https://www.clasp.org/blog/how-inflation-reinforces-economic...
2: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/11/income-ine...