Dogecoin tumbles after Elon Musk jokes about it on 'SNL'

1. Strong but unsubstantiated implication of causal relation. Both in the title as in the article itself. (FYI Other cryptocurrencies also entered a downtred at roughly the same time.)

2. Pure hinting, guessing, and speculation throughout:

- "Tesla futures weren't trading Saturday night during the show." (. almost as in ...)

- "Perhaps investors wanted Musk to say something more supportive of the cryptocurrency."

- "But more likely, there was some "buy the rumor / sell the news" strategy.""

3. Article based on a time sensitive crossing of popular and sensational topics cryptocurrency and Elon Musk. Actually, the article consists mostly of popular search keywords with some other words in between to make it (barely) legible.

Was this article written by a human or by a program? If it was done by a human, CNN is a lost cause. If by a program, then that program definitely needs some work.