I'd like to see a xkcd -"What if the moon was made of chees?", and with sections for different types of cheese.

I guess rot would be no problem, but the surface would probably liquefy during the day, and freeze at night, turning into a cheese sea (or maybe an under-crust sea beneath frozen-cheese ice crust?) affected by earth-induced tides, and possibly internal tidal heating which liquefies the inside of the moon too.