Shakespeare “Hello World”

More information in case you're curious about how it works: http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/report/shakespeare/

Personal favorite feature:

> Any noun is a constant with the value 1 or -1, depending on whether it's nice or not. For example, ``flower'' has the value 1 because flowers are nice, but ``pig'' has the value -1 because pigs are dirty (which doesn't prevent most people from eating them). Neutral nouns, such as ``tree'', count as 1 as well.