> 95% of desktops are windows or mac, 99% of mobile are android and iOS. That is computers sold, business included.
But that isn't where most software runs. Most people just run a browser or a couple of desktop apps locally.
The vast majority of software is embedded or in data centres, running on Linux or iOS as an exceptional case.
Think about how many services you interact with daily - how many websites, payment services, bank systems, networking systems, other online computer systems in your life. You probably interact with hundreds of such systems every day not always realising it. Compared to what... three or four desktop apps maybe?
Many poorer people don't even own a desktop or laptop at all - so they interact with zero desktop apps but still hundreds of services via their (Linux) phones.
> What is this hallucination that all programs are some sort of command line chron job?
That's literally what most programs are - services providing an API or a web UI running as a command line program in a data centre.