You want to crowdfund sending paramilitary operatives into a foreign country, an act of war. Got it. What could go wrong?
Call me irresponsible, but I am weirdly optimistic about the potential for our floundering to have unexpected upsides
The Russians are the world's undisputed masters of this, so it's time we paramilitarize back.
Also, time to fuck Russia, hard. Putin's parkinsons won't come soon enough, and what comes after might even be worse. We should offer a visa for every Russian woman under 18. Starve the country of mothers, and their birthrate is already abysmal.