For anyone reading along, if you visit
https://www.google.com/chrome/ from a Linux box, then click the big blue "Download" button, you are offered the choice of a .deb or an .rpm. I take it that that is what parent means by "the official releases".
>massaging them a little. It takes a few seconds.
Interesting and surprising. When I run ldd on my Chrome binary (which comes straight from Google, not my distro), it lists 101 dynamically-linked libraries. I believe that that means that the binary contains references (i.e., file names) to those 101 libraries. Does the massaging process just replace those references (file names) with the appropriate names beginning with "/nix/store/"? I.e., does the massaging process edit the binary?
(If so, I'm a little surprised, what with how paranoid Google is, that Chrome doesn't refuse to start because the binary has a different checksum!)