Genetic study finds the brain is most similar to – testicles?
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A few months later, she sent me a photo of her holding up two melons to her breasts she picked from her garden. I replied with a photo of two tomatoes next to my crotch I picked in my garden. She got super offended! She's still mad at me. Who was in the wrong?
We'll all be dead before we know it.
Similarly, I think many people who pretend to be offended today don't feel that much emotional pain but are trying to introduce a change in behavior of the offending party in line with their expectations. Many times they feel they are not respected or their other emotional needs are not fulfilled. I usually try to deal with it in a frank way: "Look, I like you a lot, and that's why I allow myself to joke with you in a playful way, but it's by no means a lack of respect. If you don't like these jokes, sure, I can readjust our relation accordingly."
homosexuals are spared on this occasion
Q: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
A: So we don't get our balls blown off.
[1] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hang%20brain. Also a map in the excellent Marathon FPS series.