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Seriously though - in your comment, you described the landscape of knowledge whereby it is EASY for any given corp to mis-step without a 'you' on staff or contract.
Now, as the NSA has released in the past best practices around security and such (like how to lockdown a linux box for example)
Wouldn;t it be prudent for the .gov to be able to present a salient security posture recommendation in such a format as you present above?
Meaning - WHY THE FUCK DONT WE HAVE A SECURITY.GOV WEBSITE THAT STATES EXACTLY HOW TO SECURE YOUR [THING] and CLICK HERE FOR EXPERTISE ON HOW TO SO???
We are in the Digital Nuke age. We should act as such.
You get the idea...