Why doesn't the new Freenode staff just shut down the IRC servers? That would be a lot less work than killing off each channel individually.
IRC doesn't need to boom. The communities matter; IRC is just a protocol.
I'd have thought real names and chan culture's extreme NSFWness would get on incredibly badly.
Making everyone more anonymous seems very chan-like.
Chat is a slightly more dynamic market than email for user acquisition, but it's still damn hard to get new users. Who but a bunch of rubes would use a previously nonprofit service that was publicly obliterated?
Or is the end goal a new, commercial brand strategy? No one in tech with any sense will use them.