So yes, you're high? You are making so many weird assumptions and jumping to strange conclusions here. Or you're a Google shill, I honestly can't tell which.
I am not using much of my imagination to guess how your interactions with Google customer support went. These days companies have access to a customer rating services. And you experienced 404, number not in service, and connection to the Philippines where there are call centers for hire dedicated to “the most demanding” customers.