I can’t possibly imagine why anyone would ever go work at Amazon. How low would your prospects have to sink in order to make someone do that to themselves? I suppose if you’re completely homeless and in danger of starvation. Personally, I’d rather eat the weeds that form on the sidewalk or probably go dumpster diving. That’s much more dignified than working at amazon.

Just imagine the damage you’re doing to your resume. How do you explain having worked at the worst company in the world?