I'm starting to think that everyone would be less outraged if they rebranded python3 to <insert_different_snake_here>
Every person saying "pythonic" instead of idiomatic would need to switch to "booshy" instead. The file extension would be .og (for old Greg).
Only pair programming would suffer as the main philosophy of the language would we coding in isolation.
Well, that, and the constant drinking of Baileys from a shoe...
I'm also sure they wouldn't have migrated.