I don't want to take the time to build it, so here's a silly programming project for an afternoon:

Build a bot that can simulate an open source genius via a classic academic technique: Plagiarism.

The algorithm:

Use Github's API and/or Google to find some popular repos.

Fork those repos into a new Github account named (e.g.) "Nicolai".

For each repo, find some other forks of that repo. Grab some branch names and commits from those forks and commit them to Nicolai's fork, under Nicolai's name and with a few Nicolai-specific changes here and there, to commit messages and perhaps to code comments, to obscure the trail. Sprinkle in some choice text from, e.g., Zippy the Pinhead, the Tao te Ching, random comments from Stack Overflow or Lambda the Ultimate... whatever.

Scoring:

For every recruiter who emails Nicolai with an opportunity: one point.

For every interview that Nicolai gets offered: ten points.

For every job offer that Nicolai gets: one thousand points.