Why didn't you?
There are lots of other possible reasons.
I doubt Apple stakeholders would have wanted Woz. And I doubt Woz would have wanted to do it.
The same is incredibly likely for most people (including you and me).
I probably came across as rude, and I apologize about that. I hope expanding my thoughts as I did above helps.
Because you have to melt the salt first.
> I doubt Apple stakeholders would have wanted Woz.
They didn't want Steve Jobs either but it turnt out they were wrong.
> I probably came across as rude
Not at all, you came across as original and fun. Boring and/or rude people just downvote silently, cool people say something interesting or provoking. You did. I ended up thinking about that in more details and although I'm not taking the idea of taking over something as big seriously I feel inspired to fix some things and achieve more.
> Because you have to melt the salt first.
Oh, god! You gave me a nice rabbit hole to explore. Thanks!
Also thanks for understanding my attitude. I loved this interaction.