To me, SQL looks like something I should be using 79-char punchcards for.

Scalable databases are just so difficult that we’re still driving a ‘64 IMPALA

Most of this opinion comes from “SQL” being vendor-specific. Is JSON vendor-specific? Is anything else, that we actually use by choice?

Mad at you too, Graph DBs, for sending us on another snipe hunt by adding vendor-imposed innovations, because it makes the enterprise marginally profitable. It’s how the world works, I’m still not happy about it.

(Disclaimer: I possibly just traveled back to 2002 and said this on slashdot)