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Paging Jeff Bezos. We need you to get to the office. We have a slight problem. I may have pushed the wrong button.

sorry bro, stuck in space with branson. suck it poor people

Jeff stepped down, and now this happens...I bet he will be back in the office on Monday!

Jeff is the only person that can fix this?

Jeff would fix this by sending out a couple of emails containing only a single character: ?