Absolutely absurd and amazing at the same time. Tip your hat to Apple, nothing else to do in this case.
http://thenextweb.com/mobile/2010/10/08/whos-suing-whom-in-m...
This is the annoying thing about the current patent situation: companies have to participate if they do not want to hurt their margins.
I think reality trumps made up laws, so I don't like your statement, as it just shows conformity to a broken system without any thought at all.