Or like an arrogant anglonerd who's been sold too much caffeinated baking soda and rastrojos in tourist traps for his own good. By the way, did your Prince Of Logic & Facts x-ray vision see that the parent post spoke specifically of "xtc, heroine and coke"?

Since drugs are so widespread and you seem so confident: why don't you go get some of these easily obtainable, semi-legal drugs and walk them up to a policeman, see if you're right about the issue or if maybe they semi-put your stupid ass in semi-jail for the semi-night? Please, please record the whole thing, me and my friends always welcome a good laugh.

Finally, a PSA: there are so, so many jokes about anglo tourists in Spain (I'm a native), and for some reason, a huge percentage of them are specifically about 'adventurers' who have 'seen the world' and 'know where the good stuff is'. Go figure lmfao.