Ask HN: Analytics at a glance? Or beat the stats habit?

I'm sure I"m not the only person with this problem.

The GAnalytics profiles, the server logs, the sales reports, the ad networks--the measures of success and all their enticing details--amount to a huge productivity suck.

I can't go cold turkey, but I can imagine a one-page dashboard that could satiate most of my stats cravings in about 1/20th the time.

How about a programmatic executive summary? Is there some sort of modular OSS package that will interface with my various number-churners? I see that there's a Google Analytics API, but to learn that and then to figure out how to grab stats from all the many other sources is pretty intimidating. Is there a configurable prefab?