just don't name anything after anyone because chances are they are not flawless
You don't even have to celebrate them. Just acknowledge the contributions they made.
We can acknowledge and celebrate Einstein's contributions without calling his theory "Einsteinian Mechanics" or whatever, but instead the more descriptive and accessible "General Relativity".
This is a time-honored tradition going back centuries, if not milennia.
Perhaps it's time to reassess this tradition. "Hi, I'm US Citizen AXJ80182!"
The way we name people makes sense - with a family name, and an individual name.
Conversely it makes no sense for scientific objects. As an example, 'Higgs boson' does not make sense. 'Higgs' gives no clue what the particle is. Is Peter Higgs a worthy person? Etc. Since it is the mass-carrying particle, it should clearly be called the 'masson', 'massion' or similar.
Even abbreviation like OSIRIS-REx seems to far-fetched and hard to place in context, while when you see a name like Mariner-9 you know that it is a one of the small-scale planetary spacecrafts of the broader Mariner program.