Because in the real world, constraints exist?
> A fast, low-cost public transportation link to downtown.
When cities grew before airports and so the underground is already full of subways and infrastructure, it can be prohibitively expensive to build a new fast tunnel to downtown.
> but it’s the saturation of high-end boutiques that always confounds me
If the author studied the economics of airport shops they would no longer be confounded.
> Better dining options — i.e. fewer chain restaurants
Airports provide what they think customers want. Generally travelers want familiarity, which chain restaurants provide.
> Americans haven’t figured out how to behave on an escalator
And other countries are any better...? Try replacing "Americans" with "people".
All in all, this post is just a weird personal rant. Yes, airports aren't built to what the author personally desires. But when the author isn't going to do any research as to why they are the way they are, or accept that many of the things they want cost more money than people are willing to spend on airline tickets -- reading this post is just a waste of time.