The Funhouse Mirror of Perl Criticism
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"Hi, Python!" the author meant.
Let's just accept that Perl has significant readability issues -- far beyond ASCII rot and the pitfalls of TMTOWTDI -- please, which is why it is such a visceral turnoff to many programmers.
Including, yes, a great many hightly "methodical" ones.
As well as being just plain complexity bloat, and impediments to the maintainability of the language as a whole. Lo and behold, the interpreter is VERY complex, and the number of people who understand its intentionally arcane inner workings, is, correspondingly, quite tiny -- which has been a significant drag coefficient acting against its developmental velocity forward evolution.
Which has a lot to do with why (despite its being truly great in the 90s and aughts) we just don't hear very much about it anymore.