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My local had the Dunlop Book of Facts as an inane argument ender. Although some people considering it cheating.

Something like that has the value of leading everyone down an interesting path while looking up something else.

I'd probably just veer off by mentioning that Sissy Spacek is Rip Torn's cousin (wait! who is Rip Torn? who is Sissy Spacek?)