- a service which would blindly accept money/crypto-money,
- in exchange of a worldwide legal shield which would take all of the heat resulting from the user's anonymous actions.
This service is not going to exist for $100/year. It would not even be safe to offer such a service for a million dollars per year, because the responsibility could be huge (terrorist attacks, human trafficking, etc.). Nobody in their right mind would be ready to bear this kind of legal responsibility without trusting (and thus knowing) their customers.