> Then you should have no problem being able to find one

https://www.cvedetails.com/vulnerability-list.php?vendor_id=...

https://source.android.com/security/bulletin

Enjoy your phone. Or don't. None of us are your mom, so we can't tell you what to do.

> Get at it

Abrasive demands are unpleasantly childish. Not being your mom also means that I don't care if you suffer from your own negligence. You can either keep yourself abreast of Android platform security woes or not. As Captain Planet says, the power is yours.