I am honoured to have nerd-sniped you, jcranmer. I won't respond at length as I have in some of the child threads here.
As far as I can tell in my other expositions, apparently I object to the very fact that mathematicians like to fix things and make inferences about them! I think some things, such as computation, humans, animals, etc, should be allowed to be sensitive to time and prior inputs.. and the very act of fixing now and inferencing later seems to infringe upon that right. That may be the lowest barrier of all of mathematics!
Cheers my friend, thank you for engaging.