This will be even more aesthetically pleasing once PHP 5.4 is released with support for array literals:
__::map([1, 2, 3]), function($n) { return $n * 2; });
__([1, 2, 3])->map(function($n) { return $n * 2; });
That, combined with array dereferencing (ie, explode(",",$str)[0] ), PHP will start to look a lot like JavaScript.