Then buy any of the 3 billion Android handsets. Most average $100 and were out of beta in 08'.
Is that a guess, or a fact?
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=net.xnano.andr...
> I can't write little python scripts
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ru.iiec.pydroi...
And those don't even require an unlocked bootloader. If you do unlock, sky's the limit - it really is a general purpose portable computer then.