There's no free lunch.
Alabama is doing well. We live in such an enormously wealthy country that it only looks bad by comparison. But not by comparison to basically anywhere else on Earth.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_between_U.S._states...
I greatly doubt the average German, Belgian, Japanese, etc. would want to live in Alabama :-)
Edit:
Another flawed metric, but probably closer to the truth, tells a slightly different story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territ...
Alabama has roughly the same HDI as Cyprus. Cyprus is a nice place, but it's quite a bit behind the countries on your list.
If we try to use the inequality adjusted HDI (which depending on how you look at it, might get us closer to the real situation - or might not), things look even worse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequalit...
I can't find the number of Alabama, but considering that it's generally in one of the last places in the US, I can't imagine it being higher than the US average, so I wouldn't be shocked to see it somewhere around Croatia's level.
And HDI is still quantitative, it's still a number: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#New_me...
You might not like the magic numbers in the formula or the things they choose to weigh, but GDP is much, much too coarse to evaluate anything about the greater well-being of a population, especially in developed countries.
So you’ve basically argued against a quantifiable measure that is a major determinant of quality of life and replaced it with something worse?
That's the exact same argument people in net tax recipient states use for reducing federal taxation even when it hurts them slightly.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/quality-of-...