The student came to the Zen master and ask 'Would you like your tea with or without milk?' to which the Zen master replied 'I will take my tea with milk, without milk, and both.'
I'll get it if that's a joke... but I have to ask: is it a joke or is it real? If real, expect me to expect source material:)
It's a joke, or it's real, or both.
I can assure you, its real
Honestly, I thought I was making a joke based on a typical format used for Zen Koans but now I'm not so sure.