* Experienced software engineer with a background of building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries.
* Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully caffeinated with Antarctican coffee beans ground to 14 nm particles
* Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn
* Organized team bonding through company potato sack race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesity
Okay some of this is goofy but so what? I'm going to turn down a highly competent software engineer listing experience at Microsoft and Instagram because they organized a potato sack race or mention some obscure coffee brand?