How many of these requests are dependent? Lazily loading hundreds of images doesn't impact page responsiveness, but loading an import of an import of an import before your page does anything is unacceptable.
> I use ES Modules for all my front end development and I get nothing but praise for how snappy my web applications are compared to the competition.
So you actually ship unbundled ES modules? How much code is that? I dare you to bundle it up (rollup/esbuild) and tell me that doesn't improve load times. Comparing to the average website overloaded with crap is a very low bar.