Same, really not a fan of the dumbed-down Apple look laptops are heading in. Look to old school Thinkpads if you want "Linux-friendly" inspiration.
How do people live like this?
left click -> entire trackpad
right click -> 2 fingers entire trackpad or control + entire trackpad
I click with the fingers doing the navigation, by simply raising and lowering them real fast.
If I'm clicking and dragging, I'll leave my pointer finger on the pad and raise and lower my thumb (it rests on the pad by default).
Don't get me wrong - I still much prefer a physical mouse, but if I have to use a touchpad I don't want to have to guess at where a button or scrollbar might be.