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> Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

"Danube steamship company captain" per Google Translate, in case anyone else wonders what that beauty of a word-train means in English.

Split it up into its constituent words, and it becomes easier to make sense of:

Donau - Danube, Dampf - Steam, Schiff - Ship, Fahrt - travel, Gesellschaft - (roughly) Company, Käpitan - Captain

Looking at Ukraine's border... no thanks.

Googling this took me to the electrifyingly long Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

It seemingly won’t even render properly here, at least on my iPhone.