This author must live on the internet and never have to go to the local pool, fly on a jet (“it’ll be 3 am when we arrive!!”), or do anything in the physical space. The number of local times transactions outweighs the number of remote transactions, within a locale, by far.
are you trying to say you don’t enjoy overengineering?
I don't enjoy overengineering when a (seemingly) simpler solution exists and is already deployed