Are you ever tempted to blatantly acknowledge the attention-seeking nature of these displays?

*Setting: A handful of executives gather around an oblong conference table on a quiet Tuesday afternoon*

tluyben2: Gee, Big-Watch, is everything alright?

Big-Watch Bob (startled, looking slightly confused): W-what are you talking about?

tluyben2: Well, Big-Watch, it's obvious to everyone here that you'd like us to notice your expensive watch. Are you feeling insecure about yourself? Don't you know you'd still be a valued team member even if you could only afford a $4,000 Tudor?

Other execs (looking up from their phones, gasping, horrified): A Tudor?!?!

and so forth...