Every now and then funny stuff pops up on arXiv. It's the forum for publishing for semi-serious side projects by physicists and astronomers.
Second, we thank the pizza guy
from Peppe’s who provided us with a very good half-
n-half “Thai Chicken” and “Heavy Heaven” pizza on a
late Friday night."
I love how the coach's experience and gut feeling aligns so closely to equations by physicists - that if Usain pushed himself to the fullest and the wind conditions were right, he could run close to 9.50 or even a bit below.