That's an interesting take. Reminded me of this https://twitter.com/brettsky/status/1455600734813052930?s=20
I agree with all 4 of those points in that tweet.
You can do some pretty twisted things from the comfort of python, e.g. years ago i was able to create an LD PRELOADable shim in python: https://github.com/CraigJPerry/pyshim